HEY YOU BIG DUMB DILDO!!

i heard you like stupid nonsensical bullshit!! lucky for you i make just that in several types of media!!

VOILA:

BANDCUMP TWATTA YOUTOOB BOUT ME

NOW GET OUT BEFORE I WHOOP YA ASS

*i ain't responsible for any harm these things might do to your braincell-count but i can give you a popsicle as compensation.