"THE BONGUS" 
frikandel connoisseur
mood: happy 
WELCOME 2... DA SCHNITZONE
the pants-shittingly, bile-covered portal to places that might make you question your will to keep existing. to be frank what comes next (and when) is entirely unknown, it could either be another page, a change to an existing one, who knows. all i can offer you is a popsicle for compensation. otherwise just soak this in, i guess.
if you have any extended questions about euh... anything i'm doing (or you just wanna pester me), feel free to contact me. i have the gift of gab and no money to be scammed out of.
-tha blurgus
current thought: when is my toothpaste arriving please i just got my teeth fixed
DIRECT CONTACT
discord: bongus#4715
basementschnitzel@gmail.com
(be very patient with email i barely check it)
UPDATES
[02/06/2023]
new index page once again... kind of a return to the design an older one, we'll see if it sticks
[14/05/2023]
okay for real this time. added the page for insayne images (shoulda started already, the idea wasn't anything big to begin with)
[14/05/2023]
heh heh...
[07/05/2023]
"the blurgus' guide to delecacies of dutch origin" page now available in things
[22/04/2023]
"back to square one" page now available in things
[15/04/2023]
new monoe page now available in characters
[06/03/2023]
surprise, new 404 page
[06/03/2023]
"sleep deprivation" page now available in things
[05/03/2023]
"things" & adjacent pages updated to fit more resolutions along with other changes. the coolie page is too difficult to fix so it'll have to wait
[03/03/2023]
slight main page overhaul to look more euh... neutral?
[14/02/2023]
finished new character index & blurgus page. still prone to updates of course
[09/02/2023]
finished up new index page... i think
[08/02/2023]
reformatted the main page to fit any resolution besides my dumb one, fuck outta here with that position:absolute;
[21/12/2022]
finished updatin da about page chuckle
[19/12/2022]
i think the update is kinda blatantly obvious innit? well it still "early access" so thas sumtin
